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Points to Ponder on Animal Hoarding

Posted by Tiger82 on October 5, 2007

 When it comes to animal hoarding — the collecting of large numbers of pets — the Fechner-Weber Principle applies. This states that a man dropped in a tank of boiling water will scream with pain, but if he is submerged in room-temperature water that is then raised one degree an hour, he will quietly boil to death without noticing.

Profile of an animal hoarder: One study found,

  • Three-quarters of hoarders are female.
  • Nearly half of all hoarders are 60 years or older; 37% are between 40 and 59 years of age.
  • Almost three-quarters of hoarders are single, divorced, or widowed; just over half live alone.
  • Available data reveals many hoarders are retired, unemployed, or receiving disability payments.
  • In one study, cats were involved in 65% of cases, dogs in 60%, farm animals in 11% and birds in 11%. An average of 39 animals are involved in each case, but four cases noted involved more than 100 animals.
  • In 80% of the cases, some animals were found dead or in severe condition.
  • The reasons hoarders offer for their behavior include a love of animals; a view of the animals as surrogate children; feelings that no one else would care for the animals; and a fear that the animals would be euthanized if taken to a shelter.
  • In 38 of the 49 cases reviewed for one study where residences were inspected, the premises were described as heavily cluttered and unsanitary.
  • Responses of the particular study indicate that cases were often protracted and difficult to resolve; even after removal of the animals, resumption of hoarding was common.
  • Outside government agencies were involved or consulted in 36 of the 54 cases (67%), but respondents expressed frustration at the inability or unwillingness of mental health, social service, and public health agencies to participate.

(“When you take them to court, what are you going to do with these people?” Keith Roehr, Veterinarian with the Colorado Department of Agriculture. Old, ailing and practically penniless, they have little to lose.

Seventy percent of animal collectors are single, and researchers often trace their animal-collecting habit back to the significant event that left them alone, typically a divorce or death. Eighty percent of animal hoarders also compulsively collect other objects. (typically stacks of trash.) Sixty-five percent hoard cats; 60 percent collect dogs. The overlap is caused by those who collect both.

The question that continues to plague researchers who study the interaction between humans and animals is, of course, why? Can love really be so blind?

No one has found an answer. For starters, surrounding yourself with a lot of animals isn’t always bad. “Everybody’s different,” notes hoarding researcher Novoryta. “There are people out there who can’t handle five animals. But some can handle twenty.”

Occasionally well-educated and articulate, hoarders can also be on the ball in the rest of their lives. In Colorado, Luann Strickland, wife of former state senator and current Adams County Commissioner Ted Strickland, was charged with animal cruelty after investigators in 1991 found she’d collected between 400 and 500 cats and dogs, some of which, investigators said, were suffering from neglect.

One obvious symptom all hoarders seem to share is a distorted view of reality: None can see the squalor that is immediately apparent to outsiders. “We frequently ask, ‘Is there anything about your life that you’d like to change?'” says Randall Lockwood, whose Ph.D. in psychology comes in handy in his work as vice president of research and education outreach at the Humane Society of the United States. “And they look around” — many times at feces piled several feet high and the smell of urine so powerful that visitors must wear masks — “and say, ‘No, not really. Maybe a little more room would be nice.'”

Hoarding touches on several other psychiatric conditions, too, obsessive-compulsive disorder being the most common. But the behavior also contains seeds of attachment disorder (animals are less scary than people), Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy (animals’ suffering brings attention to the owner), zoophilia (sexual attraction to animals) and addiction behavior.

Taken from: www.animalsheltering.org and www.westword.com

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The Office

Posted by Tiger82 on October 4, 2007

Another hard day at the office for Eunice!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KmoschpQXQM

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No Child Left Behind

Posted by Tiger82 on September 24, 2007

Eunice was left behind.

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Michael Vick…meet Eunice

Posted by Tiger82 on August 22, 2007

A good time was had by all this past weekend in celebration of National Homeless Animals Day!

“Mad Dog” Michael Vick, who by the by, hails from Virginia, was seen stepping out with his new soulmate, local Helter Skelter Animal Shelter ED, Eunice. And what a beautiful couple they made! He, dashing with his electric cattle prod; she, with her eclectic mix of leashes and this season’s accessory must have – barker breaker collars. Yes, it was quite a site to behold!

Wining & dining until the wee hours of the morning, partaking of only the finest of Kibbles & Bits and while Eunice was spotted heading back for second helpings, it should be noted that Vick refrained – in the hope that maybe, just maybe he can get back to training camp sometime soon.

Ending much too soon, the night came to a close when Eunice’s carriage turned back into a pumpkin and Vick’s pager went off with a call from his attorney.

Such is the life for those who pose as something that they aren’t.

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IED, you say? We just always called it “crazy!”

Posted by Tiger82 on July 13, 2007

From Psychnet-UK, finally there is a name for Eunice’s erratic, unexplainable and completely inappropriate  behaviour. 

Intermittent Explosive Disorder

Many psychiatric disorders are associated with impulsive aggression, but some individuals demonstrate violent outbursts of rage, which are variously referred to as rage attacks, anger attacks, episodic dyscontrol, or intermittent explosive disorder. Intermittent explosive disorder was first formally conceptualized as a psychiatric disorder.

On several occasions the patient has lost control of aggressive impulses, leading to serious assault or property destruction.

The aggression is markedly out of proportion to the seriousness of any social or psychological stressors.

No other mental disorder or personality disorder better explains the symptoms.

These symptoms are not directly caused by a general medical condition or substance use, including medications and drugs of abuse.

Associated Features:

Head Trauma  – Maybe Eunice really was dropped on her head as a child.
Psychotic Disorder

Differential Diagnosis: Some disorders have similar or even the same symptoms. The clinician, therefore, in his/her diagnostic attempt has to differentiate against the following disorders which need to be ruled out to establish a precise diagnosis.

Alzheimer’s Disease – Well, she’s no spring chicken!
Antisocial Personality Disorder – check
Borderline Personality Disorder – DEFINITELY!
Conduct Disorder – oh yeah
Attention-deficit / hyperactivity disorder – She definitely could pay better attention!

Cause:  Although the prevalence of intermittent explosive disorder is unknown and considered to be rare,  the disorder is probably more common than realized and may be an important cause of violent behavior. As presently defined, intermittent explosive disorder is more common in men. However, women also have problematic impulsive aggression, and some women have reported an increase in intermittent explosive symptoms when they are premenstrual.

Treatment:These patients often need psychological treatment along with medication treatment, and it is often very helpful to base their psychological treatment on addiction-based models.

Counseling and Psychotherapy:

Biofeedback has proven quite effective

Pharmacotherapy:

Studies suggest that patients with intermittent explosive disorders respond to treatment with antidepressants such as tricyclic antidepressants and serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SRIs) and mood stabilizers such as lithium, carbamazepine, and divalproex. Psychotropic medications used with Intermittent Explosive Disorder.

Carbamazepine (Tegretol and others).
Divalproex (Depakote).
Fluoxetine (Prozac).
Gabapentin (Neurontin).
Lamotrigine (Lamictal).
P henytoin (Dilantin).
Sertraline (Zoloft).
Venlafaxine (Effexor).

So…is there a doctor in the house?

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My brother Darryll & my other brother Darryll

Posted by Tiger82 on July 11, 2007

If you should ever find yourself in the unfortunate situation of having to meet with Eunice or her brood, be forewarned; it’s like meeting the delegates to a Hee Haw Convention. Bring lots of oats and hay!!!!

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Be afraid; be very afraid!

Posted by Tiger82 on June 21, 2007

 

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This is Eunice.

 

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This is Eunice unmedicated.

 

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This is what it feels like to be in the presence of Eunice.

Any questions? 

If you see this woman, do not approach her. Run for your life! She is considered armed and (dangerous is an understatement!) 🙂

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Paranoia will destroy ya!

Posted by Tiger82 on June 21, 2007

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While others (the normal ones) are out and about, enjoying life with longtime friends and loved ones, Eunice sits at home, alone, locked and loaded, peering out her window.

Sad really, given the preponderance of mental health professionals in her area.

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And now… A Hallmark Moment

Posted by Tiger82 on June 10, 2007

Conceding that warm and fuzzy are sooooo yesterday, Hallmark announced recently it’s new line of cards. Geared toward those less than perfect families out there, Hallmark held a huge gala to launch it’s new Eminem inspired line of greeting cards, just in time for Mother’s Day. 

Hoping to cash in on the dysfunctional family market, Hallmark corporate execs, expressed high hopes for the line. “This is not a niche market anymore. More and more we heard from our customer base that their’s was not that always tauted Brady Bunch childhood. These are the oft ignored clientele. Too many other companies wouldn’t touch this untapped market with a ten foot pole. We saw an opportunity and went for it! There are families out there right now who aren’t happy. Some of them are miserable; living horrible lives! We want to reach out to them too! This new line of greeting cards promises to do just that!”

Getting a spokeperson for this cutting edge campaign was another story. With millions of dollars invested in research and development, finding just the right spokesperson was absolutely essential and Hallmark knew from the start that Eminem was NOT available. “It was down to the wire and out of the blue we heard about Eunice! We couldn’t believe she was available! To have her name and brand associated with our product, we couldn’t be happier! It’s absolute serendipity!”

Insiders in the advertising world are praising the pairing as well, describing it as “sheer genius!” Said one ad exec who spoke on the condition of anonimity, “This line truly speaks to the hearts of those who grew up with, well, less than Carol Brady for a mom. Landing Eunice as the spokes-person, I mean, she’s the poster-child for dysfunction!  It’s quite a coupe!”

The big moment of the star studded event came with the unveiling of the first card in the series: Featuring a photo of spokesmodel Eunice on the cover, the inside of the card borrows from an Eminem song and reads: 

 

“What hurts me the most is you won’t admit you was wrong, 

do your song, keep tellin’ yourself that you was a mom!

I could have done ten but you got me twenty-five

By the time I get out, you won’t even be alive!”

Now can’t you just feel the love?

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I’d rather be pecked to death by ducks….

Posted by Tiger82 on June 9, 2007

 …than deal with Eunice!

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