Just as expected, Eunice really outdid herself, striking one final blow on Chinese New Year’s Eve to end the year with a bang!
While her attempt was impressive, her accusations this time around were nothing that can’t be proven false with a ten second DNA test. The problem with Eunice is; she has a fabulous imagination, but she’s not one to do back ground research before she advances her latest theories. So her arguments, while quite amusing, always fall flat rather quickly. But it is entertaining to watch her plant her foot squarely in her mouth. She really ought to try her hand at fiction writing but then again, it would probably just end up like that whole James Frey fiasco. She’d present it all as non-fiction, only to be outed later as 1000 little lies.
Poor girl, twisted though it may be, there really is a kind of strange talent to what she does. If only she could better harness all her energy, she could probably out run and out shine all of us!
So the Year of the Pig is off to a great start, at least for Eunice. Her calendar is already filling up. She has a little soiree planned February 23, to benefit her Helter Skelter Animal Shelter – well actually, it’s only for her financial benefit – but that’s a whole other story for another day, especially since we anticipate her sad little Fido Festival will be an abysmal failure. It will be interesting to see how that plays out. And then she has a date with destiny on February 26. That one is definitely not to be missed!
We’ll keep you posted as developments allow.
Finally, it’s only fitting that we wish our hero, Eunice, a very happy new year!
OINK, OINK! Let the feeding at the troft commence!
Meet Eunice! 