A good time was had by all this past weekend in celebration of National Homeless Animals Day!
“Mad Dog” Michael Vick, who by the by, hails from Virginia, was seen stepping out with his new soulmate, local Helter Skelter Animal Shelter ED, Eunice. And what a beautiful couple they made! He, dashing with his electric cattle prod; she, with her eclectic mix of leashes and this season’s accessory must have – barker breaker collars. Yes, it was quite a site to behold!
Wining & dining until the wee hours of the morning, partaking of only the finest of Kibbles & Bits and while Eunice was spotted heading back for second helpings, it should be noted that Vick refrained – in the hope that maybe, just maybe he can get back to training camp sometime soon.
Ending much too soon, the night came to a close when Eunice’s carriage turned back into a pumpkin and Vick’s pager went off with a call from his attorney.
Such is the life for those who pose as something that they aren’t.